FOOTBALL. WITH A SCREW LOOSE.
SMALL TEAMS.
SMALL TEAMS.
BIG CHAOS.
Score a screamer. Launch your best mate.
Slip on your own banana. Call it a strategy.
6 + 6 supers & dribbles3 min of glorious nonsenseZero downloads.
SMALL PLAYERS. BIG PLAYS.
Actual football. Questionable decisions.your next highlight ↗
YOUR NEXT BAD IDEAFREE TO PLAY
PICK YOUR
PLAYGROUND.
Your game. Your crew. Your kind of chaos.
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Guests get an automatic name. Register to claim yours.
Smart bots · one fair challenge. Find space. Play as a team.
◷ 3-minute matches⚑ First to 5 goals
Waking up the chaos…
FAIR PLAY. UNFAIRLY FUNNY.
GOOD FEET. BAD IDEAS.
Q E
Q: super power · 15s refill. E: dribble · 10s refill.
The right move at the wrongest possible moment.
01BRING YOUR FEET.
Move, pass, shoot. You’ve got this.
02PICK YOUR MOMENT.
Save that rocket. Or don’t. We’re not your coach.
03BLAME THE BANANA.
Three minutes later, demand a rematch.
THE BRAGGING DEPARTMENTBIG GOALS.
BIG GOALS.
BIGGER EGOS.
Monthly Elo seasons · verified members.
Private games and rematches are unranked.
Looking for the next local legend…